*UPDATE: I'll be gone for a week on a trip... have fun, guys!!! I love you all, and will reply to stuff when I'm back ok, now read the stuff below, minions*

It is summer time again, high time to join all those hapless summer-movie victors-of-the-moment in more useless missions to save a world that once again goes to sh*t when they are done. Hey, come on, you'd think after Batman, Spiderman, and Superman *ok, not Superman [inside joke]* some progress would be made, but we're still in the same crime-filled boat as we were before!!! I say that we all jump in there and give them a hand. Who knows, maybe some good artists can beat off some bad dudes. ANYWAYS... some of you are assigned to directly kill bad guys, while some others of you are assigned to provide diversions or simply eliminate imperfection. I have obtained choice bits about your strengths and weaknesses to create your missions, and they are outlined as follows!!! *sry if i forgot anyone...*

cankle eater
space marine poop scooper
exceptional ass selector
beater of obnoxious truckers, secretly designed as a Maxim model to lure them in
beater of obnoxious daycare children's parents
midget assigned to squeeze unseen into vents in mcdonald's, armed with posion to put in deep fat fryers, thus reducing the number of people who will become fat this year
spontaneous-combustion inducer in lesser minds by means of lengthy rhetorical questions
resident Publix Dominatrix
sniper of giant predatory snails
cute rabbit cuddler. yes, this helps somehow.
creator of abstract dream world art to place in prisons to keep the intelligent criminals busy trying to decipher the meaning
small, blue-eyed, fuzzy white kitten that goes and sits in front of animal abuser's doors, causing the abusers' hearts to melt on sight and never hurt an animal again
acid rain dancer
gatherer of exotic statues to beautify old shabby buildings
cheerful little sundancer fairy to win the hearts of crusty old people
creator of exotic fractal art to further puzzle the smart criminals, finally causing their brains to undergo spontaneous combustion as well
kind-hearted yet fearsome-looking alien clown that scares bad children into behaving
drawer of cute pictures to make the children scared by the alien clown happy
beater of usurping rabbits
creator of nice soothing art to calm our brains after we finish our battle against all this chaos and destruction!!!

* often does journals like this, and it looked fun *

My favorite artist, hands down: his photos are incredible

A sampling of some other artists I really enjoy:   

And some groups I submit my stuff to or just watch: