Dear ~Sgtgrandpa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Nicole
Wow, that was like a really creepy break-up letter. A poor crazy monk got raped, and all of a sudden I'm into garbage men and... eggplants?!
I tag:
My mutual friends:
My favorite artist, hands down:
A sampling of some other artists I really enjoy:
And some groups I submit my stuff to or just watch:








Its a free country.
Besides, after we broke into the mental hospital to get my suicide note, who can blame us for shinny dipping...after all that cough syrup we drank we had to have been high as an eggplant on venus!